一只乌龟爬啊爬啊爬 One turtle crawl crawl crawl.
两条鱼啊游啊游啊游 Two fish swim swim swim.
三只大龙虾游啊游啊游 Three big lobsters swim swim swim.
龙虾怎么会是游啊游啊游 应该是跳 Lobsters don't swim they jump.
三只大龙虾跳啊跳啊跳 Three big lobsters jump jump jump.
四个小妹妹 Four little girls
笑 laugh
好了 爸爸要下水 I'm going in now.
你一个人在岸边玩 不要走太远 Play on the shore and don't get too near the water.
不然掉进水里让大龙虾抓住你啊 If you fall in the Big Lobster will grab you.
如果大龙虾捉我的话 我就吃了它 If he does I'll eat him.
你吃大龙虾 妖怪就吃你 If you eat the Big Lobster then the demon will eat you.
哈哈 这里没有妖怪的 There are no demons here.
没妖怪 Really
你看 水里有什么 Look. What's that in the water
哈哈 是我 Aha It's me
没事 没事 玩玩而已 看啊 See I'm fine. I was just joking. Look
爸爸好棒 爸爸好棒 Go Daddy
好厉害 好厉害 Great Great
爸爸好厉害 Hurray Daddy Yay Daddy
傻瓜 傻瓜 You're so silly.
长生 Sheng
你在这里干什么 你爸呢 What are you doing here Where's your Dad
节哀顺变 My condolences.
道长 多谢 Thank you your Holiness.
这里有少少银两 还有两条千年咸鱼 Here's a little money and two ancient salted fish.
请道长笑纳 Please accept them.
身为修道人士 我只志在济世为怀 As a Taoist priest my sole purpose is to help the world.
这些这么宝贵的东西 我是不会要的 I can't accept such precious things.
各位 现在妖怪已经捉到 Hey everyone Now that the demon's been caught
至于怎样处理 悉随尊便 it's up to you to decide what to do with it.
打死他 Kill it
他不是死了吗 Isn't it dead already
再打死他 Kill it again
报仇 Revenge
我 要 报 仇 I want revenge
都弄错了 它不是凶手 You're all mistaken. That's not the killer.
它只是一条魔鬼鱼 It's just a stingray.
生性驯良 性格积极乐观 He's gentle kind hearted and cheerful.
人品相当不错 只不过大只了一点 A fish of good character. Just a bit too big.
你是谁啊你 Who are you
在下是未剃度的大乘佛门弟子陈玄奘 I am the unshaven Buddhist monk Chen Xuan Zang.
是降魔伏妖的驱魔人 I am a demon hunter.
魔鬼鱼我们知道 没见过这么大的 We know about stingrays but we've never seen one so big.
道长说是妖怪附身 The Priest says it's possessed by a demon.
村长 你看 Mayor look.
它真的不是你们要找的妖怪 That's really not the demon you're looking for.
一个好爸爸 被妖怪残杀 A good father was savagely killed by the demon.
无辜的受害者家属 痛不欲生 How his innocent family suffers.
你还说这些话 你 While you you just talk nonsense.
你这混蛋 You scumbag
混蛋 混蛋 混蛋 Scumbag Scumbag Scumbag
大家听我说 Everyone listen to me.
你们要找的妖怪还没有出现 The real demon has not yet appeared.
闭嘴 Shut up
你有没有死过老公 Have you ever lost a husband
大嫂 其实我没有老公的 Madam I don't have a husband.
你有没有死过老公 Have you ever lost a husband
大嫂 我干什么骗你呢 Madam believe me.
我真的没有老公 I've never really had a
打死他 Kill him
这条鱼是无辜的 This stingray is innocent
妖怪还在水里 The demon is still in the river
大家千万不要下水啊 Everyone's got to stay out of the water
简直鬼话连篇 That's nonsense
分明就是妖怪的同谋 He's clearly working with that demon.
吊起来 烧死他 String him up Burn him
烧死他 烧死他 烧死他 Burn him Burn him Burn him
大家听着 Everyone listen up.
这只妖怪已经被我打死了 I've already killed the demon.
这里绝对安全 It's perfectly safe here.
大家可以安心下水了 You can go in the water with nothing to fear.
去吧 Go
下水啊 Go in
没事了 好安全 It's fine. It's really safe.
你看 安全了 Look it's safe.
真的安全了 It's really safe now.
安全了 We're safe now.
喂 Hey
危险 快点走 Danger Get out fast
危险 快点走 Hey Danger Move
危险 Get out Danger
喂 Hey
危险 Danger
你是钓鱼仔 还是钓鱼郎 Look over here Over there
妖怪 妖怪 The demon
救命 救命 Help
道长 为什么会这样 Your Holiness why did that happen
没事 没事 上岸就安全了 We're fine we're fine. Once you're on shore everything's okay.
是啊 大家冷静 Yes everyone stay calm.
上了岸 我们就安全了 Get on shore. We'll be safe here.
长生 长生 我的女儿呢 Sheng Sheng
把钱还给我 Give us back our money
干什么 What are you doing
为什么你这样整我 You tricked us
你说什么 What are you talking about
不是给你收了一只吗 I caught a demon for you didn't I
我怎么知道还有一只 Who knew there was another one
那现在怎么办 What do we do now
镇定点 Stay calm.
我们到了这么高的地方 没事的 We're so high up we'll be fine.
这有多高 How high are we
好高 你看 Very high look
大家不要动 趴下就没事了 Don't move Stay down and you'll be fine
你们不要跑 趴下 趴下 Don't run Stay down
装死会不会 千万不要动啊 Just play dead Don't run
长生 Sheng
妈 Mommy
长生 趴下 不要动 Sheng stay still. Don't move.
妈 Mommy
趴下 不要过来 不要过来 Stay still Stay where you are
妈 Mommy
小妹妹 不要过去 Little girl don't move
妈 Mommy
长生 Sheng
根嫂 Mrs. Gen
长生 不要啊 长生 No Sheng
不要啊 No
刀 Knife
刀啊 知道在哪吗 Knife Where
刀啊 Give me the knife
这里啊 Here it is
不要啊 No
长生 Sheng
妈 Mommy
长生 Sheng
没事的 长生不要怕 妈在这里 It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid. Mommy's here Sheng.
根嫂 Mrs. Gen
出来 你给我出来 Come out
根嫂 Mrs. Gen
出来 Come out
还我女儿 Give give me back my daughter
我的孩子 我的孩子 My baby My baby
有没有人救救我的孩子 Please help
救命 请救救我的孩子 Please save my baby.
救命 Please help
我的衣服好贵的 Hey this robe was very expensive.
对不起帮帮忙 Sorry please help.
你要赔我衣服 Hey you have to compensate me.
不可以 这真的痛 放手 Okay that really really hurts. Let go
不要啊 No.
没事了 我的孩子没事了 My baby's back My baby's come back
多谢 Thank you
不用客气 You're very welcome.
道长 道长 Your Holiness.
道长 你蹲在这里正好 快点帮帮忙 Your skills are greater than mine your Holiness. Please help.
我不帮 你放手 No I won't. Hands off
它在水里 我拿它没办法 I can't defeat him in the water
如果能够将它弹上岸的话 but if you and I jump down and bounce him onto shore
这样我们便有办法了 Then we can do something.
你再不放手我就打死你 Hands off or I'll kill you
我发誓我真的会把你活活打死 I swear I will beat you to death
好残忍的 I'm cold blooded
多谢道长 Thank you your Holiness.
我来 Let me
等我来 Let me
杀了他 杀了他 杀了他 Kill it
借过 让开 谢谢 Make way Make way
冷静点 Calm down
大家听我说 交给我处理 Everyone listen up. Let me handle it.
我是专业的驱魔人 I'm a professional demon hunter.
300 Nursery Rhymes
孩子 孩子 为何你这么坏 My child my child why are you so bad
欺负 欺骗 为何你做出来 Bullying cheating how can you do that
学会做好小孩 相亲相爱 Learn to be good learn to be loving.
关怀就在心中 充满色彩 Love is in your heart filling your life with warmth.
乖乖 你快回来 Be good be good and come home soon.
我怀抱 一直为你打开 My arms are always ready to embrace you.
乖乖 要真心悔改 My child repent with a sincere heart.
你永远 是我最爱的小孩 You'll always be my dearest child.
乖乖 你快回来 Be good be good and come home soon.
要努力学习 为了未来 Study hard for a better future.
回头 做孝顺的小孩 Turn back and become a filial child again.
本来人性 都是善良善良像小孩 We were all born pure like children.
你也是驱魔人吗 You're a demon hunter too
凭什么 Based on what
驱魔大典 The Demon Hunter's Handbook.
什么大典 What Handbook
儿歌三百首 300 Nursery Rhymes
它能够唤醒妖怪内心的真善美 It brings out the goodness within demons.
人之初性本善 We are all born naturally good.
加上我诚意的演绎 希望大家会喜欢 And also I add my own unique style hope everyone likes it.
谁说的 Says who
我师傅 My Master.
你信吗 And you believe him
你信不信也好 总之我信 You might not but I certainly do.
这些小孩子的玩意 其实我也很喜欢的 Actually I like childish pranks too.
大家看 Look
她才是真正的驱魔人 She is the real demon hunter.
大家好 不用这么见外 Hello everyone You're very welcome
谢谢 以后有什么事直接找我便行 Thank you Just let me know if you have any trouble again.
谢什么啊 不用客气 给钱就行了 No need for this. All donations are welcome
给钱 给钱 给钱 All donations are welcome
师傅 Master
玄奘 Xuan Zang
师傅 我又失败了 I failed again Master.
我知道 I know.
今日你在河边碰到的那只水妖 The Water Demon you encountered today
原本很善良 used to be kind.
他在河边为了救一个小孩 One day he was saving a child by the river.
被村民误以为是人贩子 The villagers had mistaken him for a kidnapper.
活活将他打死后弃尸河中 They killed him and tossed his body into the river
任由鱼群和野兽食其肉饮其血 feeding his body to the fish and creatures.
他怨愤难平 He was filled with such hatred and resentment
化为半鱼半兽的水妖 that his spirit transformed into the Water Demon.
回来找村民报仇 He returned to seek revenge on the villagers.
师傅 我有一个问题 A question Master if I may
儿歌三百首真的这么厉害吗 Is the 300 Nursery Rhymes really that powerful
你为何有此一问 Why do you ask
我只是想能像其他驱魔人那样 I just want to destroy the demons
用最简单的方法除妖 like the other demon hunters.
一刀杀并不是驱魔的真正道理 Killing is not the best way.
你要紧记我们的驱魔理念 Never forget our principles and beliefs.
魔之所以成魔 A good man turns into a demon
是人的心为魔所侵 when his heart is overcome by evil.
我们要去除他的魔性 留住他的善性 We must remove the evil and keep only the goodness.
儿歌三百首就是要唤醒人的真善美 The 300 Nursery Rhymes wakes up our inner goodness
抑压人心中的魔 conquering the evilness in our hearts.
你不会对我们的理念有怀疑吧 Are you doubting our beliefs
没有 No.
我只是怀疑自己的能力 Just my own powers.
你经已尽了力 But you did your best.
你不是救了一个小婴儿吗 You saved a baby didn't you
我其实可以救更多人 I could have saved more people
但我真的没办法 but I wasn't able to.
师父你没看见那个小姑娘才四五岁 Master you didn't see that girl. She was only 4 or 5.
但是我真的救不了她 And I just couldn't save her.
是我害死他们的 They're dead because of me.
害死了那么多人 So many deaths.
师傅 我什么都不会 Master I'm so useless.
你是不是找错了人 Maybe you chose the wrong disciple
我没找错人 I did not choose the wrong disciple.
绝对没找错人 Absolutely not.
你只是还差一点点 You're just missing that little 'something'.
什么一点点 What's that little 'something'
就是那一点点 Just that little 'something'.
当你修行成功 When you attain your enlightenment
你自然会明白 到那时候 you will fully understand and by that time
你就知道儿歌三百首真正无穷的力量 you will know the boundless powers of the Nursery Rhymes.
你去吧 努力 Go go.
师傅 Master
知道了 努力 努力 I know just keep at it.
师傅 Master
走了 Just go
为什么没有人 How come there's no one here
那 我们就可以好好的单独相处了 Great We can be alone now.
师兄 认命吧 Don't worry Handsome.
我们已经没有退路了 Let's not hold back anymore.
师妹 冷静点 Calm yourself.
看着你 我又怎么能够冷静下来 I can't just looking at your gorgeous face.
那别看了 Then stop looking.
讨厌 You're terrible.
欢迎两位大驾光临来到我们高家庄 Welcome you two To the Gao Family Inn.
两位请 两位来得正是时候 This way please you came just in time.
现在客人还没到 It's empty now
但不用多久 这里就会满座 but soon it will be crowded.
现在让小弟 Allow me
专诚为两位介绍本店的镇店之宝 to present our signature dish.
看 Take a look.
这就是我们每天新鲜出炉的驰名烧猪 This is our famous roast pig freshly made.
外脆内软 肥而不腻 Crispy skin tender meat juicy yet not greasy.
怎么会有这么好吃的烧猪 How do they make such delicious roast pig
是 这里的布置也很有特色 Even the decor here is unique.
你看 那个烛台多漂亮 Look at those gorgeous candelabrum.
但是 都没有师兄你漂亮 But not as gorgeous as you of course.
你干什么只留意我的容颜 Must you keep talking about my looks
你这么肤浅 Are you so shallow
试问有哪个女孩子不喜欢帅哥 What girl doesn't want a handsome boy
这就生气了 Come on don't be angry.
让我看一下 看一下 看一下 Come on let me look at you.
我就让你看到爆 看到死 Look until you get so sick of me and die.
这样行了吧 Did you get enough
你为什么还没死 How come you're still alive
两位客官 本店的烧猪质量如何 What did you think of our roast pig
太好吃了 是你做的吗 It was great Did you make it
不 是我们的老板猪刚鬣 No no. The owner KL Hog is our chef.
人称肉郎猪刚鬣 Presenting the Master of Meat
色香味俱全 完美 Um yummy and tasty.
公子 你做的烧猪为什么这样好吃 Sir how did you make the pork so delicious
人家问你话 Hey She asked you a question.
你却在跳舞 太没内涵了 So rude of you not to answer.
师妹 我们走 Come let's go
公子 你坐下吧 Sir please join us.
人家还有很多话要跟你说 I have so much to say to you.
师妹 快点乖乖跟我走 Come on let's go
不然师兄就不再让你看我的容颜 Or you won't get to see my gorgeous face.
真的假的 真的话我就烧爆竹庆祝 Oh really Thank goodness
我开玩笑而已 I was just joking.
我怎会舍得让你难过呢 Why would I want you to be upset
那你别过脸去吧 Just turn away.
我现在已经很难过了 I'm already upset.
讨厌 You're so mean.
公子 你是不是觉得我不够漂亮 Sir do you find me unattractive
那你为什么不跟我说话 Then why won't you talk to me
你跟我说句话吧 Please just say something.
求求你 跟我说一句 I beg you please talk to me.
欢迎来到高家庄 Welcome to the Gao Family Inn
客官 你真有眼光 You certainly have good taste.
我们这里吃得好 All our guests
装修又好 客人都好喜欢的 love our food and decor.
你看这个烛台 多有品味 Look at our stylish candelabrum.
是不是有一种好浪漫的感觉 Doesn't it feel romantic
你看我们有这么多回头客 From the number of repeat customers
你就知道我们的饭菜有多好吃 you can tell how good our food is.
来 来 来 Come
这就是我们的镇店之宝 This is our signature dish.
驰名烧猪 Our famous roast pig.
这烧猪 外脆内软 It's crispy outside yet tender inside.
味道实在是非常的香脆可口 It melts in your mouth.
保证客官你 吃过一次 还会再回来 I guarantee you'll be back for more.
客官 今天好多人 We're very busy today.
请等等 我给你找个位子 Please wait I'll find a table for you.
客官 Sir
找到位子了 请跟我来 I have a table for you. This way please.
我是驱魔人 I'm a demon hunter.
你现形吧 Just reveal yourself.
你这么说是什么意思 What do you mean
动手 好啊 Oh really Go ahead
是你逼我的 不要怪我 Okay you're asking for it.
小姐要不要帮忙 Miss can I help
要 怎么帮 Yes How can I help
死开 Get lost.
好 Sure.
够了 再打就爆了 Please no more. I'm gonna explode
温柔一点吧 谢谢 Can you be more gentle Thanks.
你这些小把戏一点意思都没有 Enough of this
你自己出来 Just come out
出来 Come on
出来帮忙啊 Come out and help.
小姐 我等你好久了 有什么能帮忙的 I've been waiting to help. What should I do
猪妖的元神已经被我打到上喉咙 I've got the demon's essence in his throat.
快点用嘴把它吸出来 Now go suck it out quickly.
好 Okay.
用什么吸 How do I suck it out
用嘴 With your mouth.
你意思是说用我的嘴 You mean you want me to use my mouth
将它嘴里面的东西吸出来啊 to suck it out
不然怎么样 How else
好 Got it
你 觉得有没有其他办法 May I ask is there another method
快点 我撑不住了 Hurry I can't hold on much longer
假设 我捉住它你来吸 How about I hold him down and you suck instead
有没有这个可能性 What do you think
你爸的 你不要再婆婆妈妈 You idiot Stop fooling around
否则大家抱着一起死 Or we'll gonna die
好 我可以的 我行的 我吸了 Okay fine. I can do this.
对不起 我不行 Sorry I can't.
走 Run
它会不会追上来 He won't come chasing after us will he
应该不会 它都受了伤 No he's injured too.
你没事吧 Are you all right
没事 小意思 No big deal it's nothing.
过来帮我 Give me a hand.
驱魔人不拘小节 Demon hunters don't care about formalities.
帮我按住我的穴位 Push this pressure point for me.
刚才那猪妖很厉害 That Pig Demon was very powerful.
当然 Of course.
它是这里赏金最高的 We could receive the highest bounty for him.
你不是也想分一杯羹吗 Isn't that what you're here for
我不是为钱 I'm not doing this for money.
我只是想为老百姓出一分力 I'm doing this to help the people.
就凭你 With skills like yours
命都不要 You must have a death wish.
那我真没想这么多 I don't care.
不过你那个兵器真是厉害 That weapon of yours is amazing.
无定飞环 我家传的收妖法器 It's my demon hunting heirloom the Infinite Flying Ring.
无定飞环 Infinite Flying Ring.
你也受了伤 You're wounded.
啊 What
流鼻血 Your nose is bleeding.
受了内伤 A little too much excitement.
在下陈玄奘 敢问小姐尊姓大名 I'm Chen Xuan Zang. What's your name
小姓段 My name is Duan.
段小姐 多谢你刚才的救命之恩 Miss Duan thank you for saving my life.
多谢我 You're thanking me
段小姐 段小姐 Miss Duan Miss Duan.
女孩子闭上眼睛就是要你亲她 When a girl closes her eyes it means she wants you to kiss her.
别装了 来吧 Stop pretending. Come on you know you want to.
玄奘 你就好 Xuan Zang. So how did it go last night
好什么 What are you talking about
泡妞了 You were flirting.
你说话小心点 你哪只眼睛见到我泡妞 What do you mean Master That's impossible.
那你对男女之间的事怎么看 How do you feel about romantic love
男女之间的是小爱 That's just Lesser Love
和我一点关系都没有 it's got nothing to do with me.
我是为世间大爱而修行的 I'm in search of Greater Love.
想吃吗 Want a bite
我不想 No.
师傅 你这样不好 这有违清规 Master please don't. It's against our beliefs.
我心中没有鹅腿 吃了也无所谓 Eating the goose is just a physical act.
你心里想吃 嘴上却说不想 You may want something but you say otherwise.
就差这一点点 That's the little 'something'.
你干什么吃我的鹅腿 钱付了吗 How dare you eat my goose leg Have you paid
没钱 I have no money.
没钱 No money
死光头给我站住 Stop right there baldy
没付钱 你给我站住 不要走 Stop running
师傅 原来你一早就知道猪妖的事 Master so you knew about the Pig Demon all along.
这猪妖原名叫猪刚鬣 The man's name was KL Hog.
生得和猪一样的丑 He was as ugly as a boar
但是非常多情 but he was a kind man.
对他老婆 痴心一片 He loved his wife dearly
但是他老婆嫌他丑 跟一个美男通奸 but she cheated on him with a handsome man.
还串谋用九齿耙将他打死 They murdered him with a nine pronged rake.
他因爱成恨 积怨成魔 When his love turned to hatred he became a demon.
誓要杀尽天下所有爱慕美男的女人 He swore he would kill all women lusting after handsome men.
原来他的身世也这么可怜 How tragic for him.
师傅 Master
面对这么强大的妖怪 我是不行的 I'm unable to handle such a strong demon.
师傅 不如你出马吧 Maybe you should take over.
好 但是我最近好忙 Well sure but I'm quite busy these days.
要对付如此厉害妖惑人心的妖怪 To defeat such a powerful demon
你要有胆去 you must go
找一个比妖怪更厉害的王中之王 find the strongest King among kings.
他或者会教你收妖之道 He might teach you the secrets of conquering demons.
他是谁 Who is he
就是被佛祖压在 The Monkey King who has been imprisoned
五指山下五百年的孙悟空 by Buddha under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years.
孙悟空 Monkey King
师傅 他只是一个传说 没人见过他的 He's just a legend no one has ever seen him.
其实好简单 He's quite easy to find.
你去到五指山下 At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain
会见到座老庙 look for an old temple.
庙前有一个佛像 In front of it you can find a statue of Buddha.
高一千三百丈 阔两百五十六丈 13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide.
孙悟空就在那里 The Monkey King is there.
真的这么简单 Really It's that easy
高一千三百丈 阔两百五十六丈 You'd have to be blind
就是盲的都看得见 to miss something 13,000 by 2,560 feet.
事不宜迟 立刻上路 There's no time like the present. Get going.
还有 那个孙悟空 Also that Monkey King
凶狠狡诈 阴险毒辣 怨恨极深 is tricky evil and full of hatred.
你要小心 Be careful.
我凭什么叫他帮我 How do I convince him to help me
凭你的智慧 还有这本 Use your knowledge and this
300 Nursery Rhymes
我们由西方来中原打妖怪 We've come here from the West to hunt demons
事必扬名立万 同行如敌国 Any demon hunters are our enemies.
未杀妖怪 先杀驱魔人 We kill demons and demon hunters too
就算你武功再高 遇到我们 No matter how strong you are
都是死路一条 you're dead if you meet us.
你是不是驱魔人 Are you a demon hunter
我不是驱魔人 I'm not a demon hunter.
这么晚还出现在这妖气弥漫的地方 But you're out so late at the demon's lair.
还说不是驱魔人 You still deny it
你是不是驱魔人 Are you a demon hunter
我 Me
等等 Wait
他是我相公 我们俩刚刚吵架 He's my husband. We just had a fight
我跑了出来 他是来找我的 I ran out and he came to get me.
你们误会了 真的 You got it wrong really
他是教音乐的 He's only a music teacher.
你那本 You take out
歌书 快点拿出来给她看 your song book and show her.
快点 Hurry
你看 See
好 为了证明你们是夫妇 Fine. Prove you're a couple.
你们就在这里洞房吧 Do it right here.
你们想怎么样 到底发生什么事 What do you mean
洞房 快点 Do it Now
洞房 Do it
就算我们俩是夫妇 We couldn't possibly
都不可能在大庭广众之下洞房 do it here in public.
我死都不会跟她洞房的 I'd rather die than do it with her.
你死都不肯 你以为我好想吗 What You'd rather die. You think I want this
不要打她 洞洞洞 Don't hit her I'll do it
我洞 I'll do it
你行的 You can do it.
看着我 Just look at me.
你行的 You can do it.
我不正在脱吗 你还掴 You've really gone too far
今次我们死定了 We're gonna die
再不快点 就到你们 Hurry up or you're next
你们这帮禽兽 You're animals
你们滥杀无辜 你们简直太禽兽 You slaughter the innocent Beasts
他们就是这么禽兽的 Such beasts
没办法啊 脱吧 Fine Take off your clothes
你们猪狗不如 You're worse than animals
来 Come on
来 来吧 我帮你 Come on I'll help you hurry
不要玩 放回去 洞房了 Hey just keep going.
你们是一伙的 So you're all in this together
不玩了 Alright game's over.
不玩了 不玩了 Too bad. No fun.
付钱 Pay up
怎么样 顺利吗 Did it go well
顺利 Go well
都是你 你看你的血喷的 You've ruined it Look at how you sprayed the blood
你还喷 你还喷 You're still spraying
坏了 机器故障 It's broken mechanical failure.
你们这班废物 You're all useless
寨主息怒 Please don't be angry Boss
寨主 你到底想怎样 Boss What's going on
我还能怎样 我都已经是你的人 I had no choice. I'm already yours.
什么我的人 What do you mean
你忘了 你那天又亲我又摸我 Have you forgotten You kissed me and felt me up that day
什么 他又摸又 What He kissed you and felt you up
闭嘴 Shut up
寨主 女侠 如果那天我有冒犯的地方 Lady Warrior I apologize
我可以向你道歉 if I have offended you.
我其实是一个普普通通的驱魔人 I'm just a simple common demon hunter.
我有我的理想 I have my dream.
我是为了世间的大爱而活 I only live for the Greater Love.
男女之间的小情小爱 Lesser Love
我是不会去想的 isn't for me
不过跟你讲这么多 你也不会明白 but no matter what I say you'll never understand.
我也是驱魔人 我可以理解的 I'm a demon hunter too. I can understand.
那就好 That's good.
但是我有个小理想 But my wish is
就是可以找到个如意郎君 to find the man of my dreams.
跟他一起组织家庭 生个小宝贝 To start a family with him
然后简简单单的过生活 then live a simple life
那个人就是你 and that man is you
神经病 You're crazy
寨主 怎么处置他 What shall we do with him Boss
带走 Take him away
放我出去 Let me go
我尿急啊 I need to pee.
寨主 这小子拿着本儿歌 Boss this guy goes around with a Nursery Rhyme book
大爱小爱的骗小孩 going on about Greater Love and Lesser Love .
一看就知道他是那种 Clearly he's an evil guy
奸淫妇女 拐卖儿童的无耻之徒 who abducts women and children.
寨主 你真是撞邪了 Boss you must be possessed
我这种质素 都吸引不到你 Even a sophisticated guy like me can't seem to attract you.
那个混蛋 我看你这样 我好心痛 Seeing you fall for him really breaks my heart
哪粒才是你的心 Which one is your heart
这两粒是乳头 These two my nipples
其实你都做到这样 You've made it so obvious to him your feelings.
他还不领情 This guy doesn't appreciate you.
真是有点过份 He's so rude.
不是有点过分 是太过分了 Not just rude it's downright inhumane
老三你觉得呢 What do you think San
我觉得呢 I feel
大哥 你先把那条血拿开 Can you first remove that get up please
这条血坏了 怎么拿都拿不掉 It's broken. I can't get it off.
你帮帮忙 Someone help me.
坐下 Stay away
我觉得我刚刚死的时候 I feel when I died just now
根据他的反应 he seemed to
说明他这个人是有同情心的 show some empathy.
不过 我的血都喷到放烟花一样 But when so much blood spurted out
他都看不出 and he didn't suspect anything
证明这个人的智力是有点低 that shows his low level of intelligence.
说白了 他就是一个低能 Frankly speaking he's an idiot.
那你觉得你和他谁更低能呢 So who's more dumb you or him
是他 肯定是他 Him for sure
对吧 right
四妹 你真的觉得送上门都不领情 Little Sis was it rude of him
是不是有点过份 to refuse my advances
是有点过份 Yes
不过 这也是他的过人之处 but this also shows his positive qualities.
这样才显得他专一 不会朝三雾四 He knows what kind of woman he wants.
姐妹就是姐妹 不像那帮臭男人 You understand me so well unlike those stupid men
其实他的确是有点七零八落 Although he looks weak and vulnerable
不过既然你喜欢 我肯定会支持你的 if you like him I'll support you all the way.
错了 他比我们任何一个人都更勇敢 You're wrong he's braver than any of us.
虽然他的样子好像什么都不行 Although he looks like a nobody
但是他有胆量 he dares to fight the demons
拿着一本儿歌下地狱打妖怪 with just his Nursery Rhymes
还不是为了名利 and not even for fame or fortune
他才是真正的大勇之人 Now that's what I'd call a true man of courage.
是的 我明白了 我明白了 I get it now I understand.
是不是 我明白了 Right I get it now.
但是他不喜欢我 But he doesn't like me.
不会的 他一定喜欢你 That's not true. I'm sure he likes you.
但是你也不要这么硬才行 But you shouldn't act so tough.
你要展示一下女人的体态美 You should try to be more feminine.
来试一下 Come on just try it
不是这样 不如你试试这样 Not like that. Why don't you try this
我不会 I don't know how.
不要紧 Don't worry
听话符 The Obedience Charm
我做什么 你就做什么 You'll do exactly what I do
去 Go
对不起 我只是在想撒一泡尿 Sorry I just need to pee.
但是你不放我出去 我只能够撒在这里 But you won't let me out so I have to do it here.
帮帮忙 Sis help me.
你滚开 你喷到我 Back off You're spraying it on me
我只是想我还没有撒 But I haven't started peeing yet.
又怎么会喷到你 How could I have sprayed you
拿个塞子塞住它 Plug it up with a stopper
你太过份了 You're so cruel.
我可以忍住 我不塞 There's no need to plug it up. I can hold it in.
我没有塞子 But I don't have a stopper
那就把它整根拔出来 If you won't plug it I'll rip it out
你这样做还有没有王法 Is there any justice in this world
随便你 帮我一下吧 Great yank it out for me
这么多废话 Cut the crap
对不起 不关我事 Sorry I didn't mean to
滚开 Get lost
没事了 没事了 Great it's finally stopped.
臭小子 你老实点 What the hell did you do
不然在寨主面前照样打你 I swear I'll kill you
他妈的 你搞什么 You friggin' S.O. B
有胆你再跳浪点 Okay go for it Go on if you dare
我的刀呢 Where's my sword
我去拿 I'll get it
我等不了 I can't take it anymore
打死他 Kill him
你们干什么 住手 不要打了 What's wrong with you Stop it
不要再玩我 Stop playing tricks on me
你等等 Wait
我说 不要再玩我 I said stop playing tricks on me
上战车 Prepare the battle chariot
准备好 Ready
快点上去 Get in
铁血系统 Start up the Ironblood System
铁血系统 The Ironblood System
铁血系统就是通过槌打 The Ironblood System uses hammering
将气囊的空气迫入管道 to push air from the air sacs through the tubes to
推动风车旋转带动齿轮转动产生动力 push the propellers and move the gears to generate power
再将气囊吹涨 重复整个过程 then refills the air sacs and repeats the procedure
就可以产生源源不绝的动力 that generates inexhaustible kinetic energy.
车子就动了 Then the chariot can move.
快点 追上来了 Hurry It's catching up
全速前进 Full speed ahead
快吧 Fast isn't it
你小心点好不好 Can you please be a bit more careful
怎么办 猪妖在前面 What should we do The Pig Demon's up ahead
谁怕 撞过去 Do I look scared Just crash into him
不要太想我 Don't miss me too much.
醒醒 Wake up
不要 你不要死 Don't scare me Don't die
醒醒 Wake up
还捉不到你 你看你这么紧张我 Caught you See how worried you were
你还不肯承认你爱我 and you still won't admit you love me
太好了 I knew it
差点忘了这只猪 I almost forgot about that Pig
天残脚 你为什么老是跟我抢饭吃 Almighty Foot why must you always compete with me
大家明明是跟着妖气来到这里 We all followed the demon's aura here.
总之谁先捉到猪妖 Whoever captures the Pig Demon first
谁就是第一驱魔人 is the best demon hunter of all
行了 别管猪妖了 All right let's forget the Pig Demon.
要不然我们先打一场试试 How about a one on one fight
猪妖不简单 月圆之夜就更难对付 The Pig Demon's tough and even tougher under a full moon.
要捉他 试问舍我其谁 Who else could beat him other than me
我还以为谁这么大口气 Look who's bragging
原来是空虚公子 Hello there Prince Important
人称空虚公子的空虚剑法天下无双 They say your Sword Play is the best in the world
我天残脚是时候同你比一比高下 It's time for my Almighty Foot to take you on
不用比了 我的第一送给你们 I'll let you be Number One.
做第一是好空虚 好寂寞 好冻 It's lonesome at the top.
你们凡人 试问又怎会明白 How could you commoners understand
低调点 Keep it low key okay
花 不要扔了 Stop throwing the petals.
老板 不是你叫我扔的吗 Boss didn't you tell us to throw them
咳是什么意思 What does the cough mean
现在我扔还是不扔 Are we throwing the petals or not
不扔 No
不扔也要收钱的 But you still have to pay us
我知道 I know
其实 我不知道她在说什么 Actually I don't know what she's talking about.
哗 这四棵老葱你从哪拔的 Wow Where did you pick up these four lovely blossoms
荒山野岭 找到这四棵算好运 Out in the wild. I was lucky to find these four
你为什么不自己走路 Why not just walk on your own two feet
走路不就跟你们一样 That would make me the same as you.
我空虚公子有自己的风格 I Prince Important have my own style.
你不是空虚是肾虚 You're not important just impotent
你不要搞事 你有胆再说一次 Listen you can't just make random accusations.
这两个字会不会读 Can't you read this word
是肾虚 不是 It's impotent no wait no
是空虚 It's important .
我是肾虚公子 不是 I'm Prince Impotent no no
我不是空虚公子 I'm not Prince Important
我是肾虚 I'm impotent.
全都是你 我告诉你 我小时候肾就 You I was I tell you when I was a child I was impotent. Buddha would know.
不是不是 我小时候就好空虚 No wait no I've been very important since I was born.
我本人的肾强得不得了 I'm trying to stay impotent.
够了 Enough
你们个个身怀绝世武功 You all have amazing fighting skills.
为什么不连手对付妖怪 Why not unite to fight the demon
现在让他走了 月圆之夜他会好厉害 If you let him go now stronger under the full moon.
到时就生灵涂炭 And then all our lives will be over.
你们还在这里争什么名利 With no fame or fortune left to compete for.
你们简直不配做驱魔人 You don't deserve to be demon hunters
这位乞丐是 And who is this beggar
我不是乞丐 我也是一个驱魔人 I'm not a beggar. I'm also a demon hunter.
看得出 给他一点饭 Oh got it give him some food.
道不同不相为谋 废话少说 We don't share the same goals and beliefs. I must go.
说得好 我实在太祟拜你 Well said I admire you so much
我支持你 我跟你一起走 I support you. I'll go with you
你给我走开 Go away
全都因为你三番四次阻我求佛之路 You keep blocking my way to Buddhahood.
还我儿歌三百首 Give me back my book.
干什么 刚才都好好的 What's wrong We were doing so well.
我要儿歌三百首 Give me back the 300 Nursery Rhymes
儿歌三百首 300 Nursery Rhymes
有只妖怪 有只妖怪 Are you sleeping
快点走 快点走 Are you sleeping Brother John
这么多人 给点面子 Give me some face in front of all these people.
儿歌三百首 300 Nursery Rhymes
好 Fine
你 你干什么 You Hey what are you doing
打 Go ahead
你打 hit me.
你这个废物 没用 白痴 Useless garbage Idiot
去吃屎吧 Go to hell
你撒泡尿照一下自己的傻样 Take a good honest look at yourself.
如果不是我 你有命活到今天 If not for me would you be alive today
你以为自己是什么新鲜萝卜皮 You think you're Prince Charming
驱魔人 呸 Demon hunter my foot
这个才是我心目中的真英雄 This fellow here is the true hero in my heart
帅哥 看看什么时候我们一起 Want to go for a drink
去喝喝酒 聊聊天 and get to know each other Handsome
低调点 帅哥不要叫得太大声 Shh I'm a humble guy.
做帅哥是很痛苦的 It's such a burden to be so handsome.
你两位奇形怪状 又怎么会明白 You ugly people couldn't possibly understand.
喝酒就免了 不如直接来吧 Forget the drink then let's just get a room.
我没空 I'm not available.
寨主 Boss
不要管我 Leave me alone
小姐 这么巧 去喝一杯 Miss do you have time for a drink
先生 有空吗 Sir Do you have time
我从来没和男人约会过 Well I've never dated a man before
这是我第一次 this is my first time.
你要温柔点 So be gentle.
我尽量就是了 I'll try.
Five Fingers Mountain Starting Point
你去到五指山下 找一座老庙 At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain look for an old temple.
庙前有一个佛像 In front of it is a Buddha statue
高一千三百丈 阔两百五十六丈 13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide.
孙悟空就在那里 The Monkey King is there.
镜花水月 Water Reflection Mirror
起身 Get off me
我是来找孙悟空的 I'm here to find the Monkey King.
我 我 I I
孙悟空 孙悟空 Monkey King I'm the Monkey King
你就是孙悟空 You're the Monkey King
齐天大圣孙悟空 Sun Wukong the Monkey King.
孙先生你好 Mr. Sun I'm so honored to meet you.
小姓陈 陈玄奘 I'm Chen Xuan Zang.
陈先生 孙先生 Mr. Chen Mr. Sun
陈先生 Mr. Chen
终于来了 五百年了 终于来了 You're finally here after 500 years
孙先生 不要 No Mr. Sun
不好意思 有点激动 Sorry I'm a bit overwhelmed.
坐 坐 坐 Sit sit sit
陈先生一表人材 Mr. Chen how handsome you are
孙先生也是 You too Mr. Sun
但只不过跟传说中 According to the legend
好像差了一点点 you seem just a little bit different.
是这样的 Here's the story
五百年前 500 years ago
我还是一个少不更事的小猴子 I was an ordinary monkey.
那时跟佛祖有一点小过节 I had a tiny disagreement with Buddha
就被佛祖用 大日如来真经 and he used the Buddha Sutra
打下来 to blast me down here
我也意识到自己的错误所在 But I recognized that I was at fault
所以我就将自己困在一个这么小的地方 so I locked myself up in this tiny little hole
五百年了 我一次都没有出过去 and for 500 years I've never left once.
我就在这里 I've just
认真研究大日如来真经的大道理 studied and studied the Buddha Sutra.
你看我 Look at me.
我已经将自己身体里面的魔性全部消化 I've already dissolved the demon spirit within me
排出体外 and expelled it from my body.
就连以前的妖魔的样子现在都没有了 I've even lost my demonic look.
所以现在身体里面只剩下 So now within me all that remains is
真 善 美 truth goodness and beauty.
所以说 大日如来真经 So the Buddha Sutra is good
真是好 真是妙 真是呱呱叫 great and amazing
孙先生 其实我这次来 Actually Mr. Sun I've come here to
还有件要事想同你商量一下 discuss another important matter with you.
请说 Please go ahead.
我想请你教我一个降服猪妖的办法 Please teach me a way to tame the Pig Demon.
猪刚鬣 KL Hog
是啊 他妖性好大 杀人无数 Yes he's evil and has killed so many people.
我们一点办法都没有 No one has a clue what to do.
办法不是没有 There is in fact a way
来 Come
这个就是驱魔圣火令 This seal is the Holy Fire Spell.
是我从天宫带下来的 I brought it down from heaven.
它可以消灭一切的妖魔鬼怪 It can destroy all demons and monsters.
但是我不是要消灭他 But I don't want to kill him.
而是想唤醒他内心的真善美 I just want to awaken his inner truth goodness and beauty.
那就对了 我没跟你说吗 Right didn't I just say that
其实它的主要功能就是 Its primary function is just that
唤醒人的 真 善 美 to awaken truth goodness and beauty.
还是不要了 太贵重了 Oh no it's too precious
不贵重 不贵重 十块八块而已 Not at all it's only worth a few bucks
不要了 不好意思的 But still I can't.
你拿吧 Take it I insist.
我说送给你 你就拿吧 I said it's a gift just take it
孙先生 Mr. Sun
这个其实是不是佛祖镇压你的封印 is this the seal Buddha used to suppress you
叫你拿又不拿 就是看不起我 By refusing my gift you've offended me
知道我是谁吗 Don't you know who I am
花果山十三太保你听过没有 You know the 13 Gangsters of Flower Fruit Mountain
我就是老大 I'm Number One
想当年 我拿两把西瓜刀 In those days I had a cleaver in each hand
由南天门一路砍到蓬莱东路 from South Heaven Gate to Penglai East Road
来回砍了三天三夜 chopping back and forth for three days and three nights
血流成河 blood flowed like a river
我就手起刀落手起刀落手起刀落 just chopping up and down
一眼都没眨过 without blinking an eye
这么长时间不眨眼 Didn't your eyes get dry
眼睛不会干吗 from not blinking for so long
干又怎样 不干又怎样 What Does it really matter if they're dry or not
跟我说的有什么关系 What does that have to do with anything
我只是好奇 I was just curious.
你听得懂我说话的重点吗 Do you get the point
我是说眼睛会不会干的问题吗 Was I talking about my dry eyes
我就是想 I was just wondering
三日三夜不眨眼 眼睛不干 such a long time without blinking.
你他妈的不要再跟我讲 Don't freaking talk to me
眼睛他妈的干还是不干 about my eyes getting dry or not
你他妈的 Damn it
孙先生 冷静 孙先生 我不是这意思 Mr. Sun please calm down I didn't mean it like that
我说我杀人不眨眼 I meant I killed without so much as a blink.
你问我眼睛干不干 And all you're concern about is my dry eyes
好 我就让你看看 Fine I'll show you
你他妈的你 Damn it
眼睛干不干 Are they dry
干不干 干不干 Are they Are they dry
干不干 Are they
看到没有 Can you see
看到了吗 Can you see
看到了 Yes.
还有什么你全拿出来 What else have you got
我全部给你打烂 你拿出来 Bring them all out Let me smash them all for you
立刻拿出来 Take them out
所以你们这些年轻人没办法同你说道理 That's why I can't speak sensibly with you young people
你问我借东西 You ask to borrow something.
我借给你 我借你又 No problem I'll lend it to you.
孙先生 我拿出来了 Mr. Sun
我不吃 多谢 I'm fine now thanks.
你们这些年轻人轻佻浮躁 Young people nowadays have no appreciation.
我个人认为还是踏实点比较好 Where's the gratitude and respect
孙先生 你要的东西 Mr. Sun you want it
你不要来这套 Don't interrupt
想吃自己开 You want to eat it Open it yourself
不是 I don't want to eat it.
是你叫我拿出来给你打烂的 You told me to bring it out for you to smash
我靠 Oh my goodness
放我出去 Let me out of here
五百年了 It's been 500 years
你还想关我多久 How much longer do you want to keep me trapped here
我改也改了 I've changed
顿悟也顿悟了 done the enlightenment thing
佛祖 为什么你还是不肯相信我 Buddha why won't you believe me
你说佛祖不相信你 You ask Buddha why he doesn't believe you
那你相不相信佛祖 But do you believe in him
如果你真的顿悟了 佛祖一定知道 If you did in fact experience enlightenment he'll be even
他是不会抛弃你的 He would never give up on you.
你说我还没真正顿悟 You're saying I didn't really experience enlightenment
不需要纠缠在这一点上 Let it go. That's not the point.
只要你一心向善 就会有收获 If you just do goodness with all your heart you'll reap the rewards.
帮我收服猪妖 都是一心向善 Help me tame the Pig Demon to show you're doing good.
除暴安良 回馈社会的好机会 It's your chance to fight evil and give back to society.
想要我帮你 我不帮 You want my help Impossible
你知不知道这五百年我是怎么过的 Do you know how hard these 500 years have been
我连一条我最喜欢吃的香蕉我都没吃过 I haven't had a single bite of my favorite food bananas
想收服猪妖 就要先引他出来 You want to get the Pig Demon. Lure him here.
猪妖虽然被他的妻子和奸夫所害 Though he was hurt by his wife and her lover
但是 他还是深爱着他的妻子 he still loves his wife deeply.
他喜欢在月光之下看他的妻子跳舞 He always liked to watched her dance in the moonlight.
他还写了一首词 He even wrote a song
送给他妻子作为订情之物 for her to show his love.
那就简单了 So it's simple.
找一个美女 Get a pretty girl
在一个月圆之夜 to sing and dance
将这首词用歌舞形式唱出来 to that song under the full moon.
猪妖自然就会来 And the Pig Demon will naturally show up.
然后呢 And then
然后就交给我 And then leave the rest to me.
干什么 What are you doing
孙先生你觉得我扮成女人行不行 Mr. Sun what do you think about me dressing up as a woman
陈先生请自重 Mr. Chen stop embarrassing yourself.
对不起 打搅了 Oh sorry. Excuse me.
不 那条香蕉是我给他的 是吃的 It's only just a banana.
你干什么还跟着我 Why are you still following me
我担心你所以就跟着你 Because I'm worried about you.
我刚刚在上面听到你需要我帮忙 I was up there when I heard you say you needed my help.
那我就下来了 So I came down.
谁说需要你 Who said we needed your help
你刚才不是说要找个美女吗 Didn't you just say you needed a pretty girl
走开啦 我们有正经事要办 Go away This is serious stuff.
对不起 孙先生 Sorry Mr. Sun
美女啊 A pretty girl
这么会说话的 You know just what to say.
我这个人就是这样 实话实说 I've always been this way I say what I think.
脸都红了 You're making me blush
老实讲 红了更好看 You look even nicer that way
你别这么老实 How about you stop saying what you think
刚才他冲撞了你 He offended you just now
我代他向你道歉 这个就当是赔礼 Let me apologize for him with this gift.
我怎么好意思收你礼物呢 Oh no I can't accept. That's too much.
给个机会吧 Give me a chance.
大家又没那么熟 We don't even know each other well.
一次生两次熟 All good friends begin as strangers.
孙先生 你再这样的话我就不理你了 Mr. Sun keep this up and I'll leave
你不理我 那我怎么办 If you leave what will I do
好讨厌 有人在 You're naughty We're not alone here
哪有人在 Who else is here
好了好了好了 我们去捉猪妖吧 Fine let's go catch the Pig Demon
刚才小姐说你要帮我们引妖怪下来 Miss you just said you wanted to help us lure the demon.
那你会跳舞吗 Can you dance
我只会一种舞 I only know one dance.
好 Good
走 Step
落 Down
起 Up
来 Come on
试一下 Try it
屁股翘高点 Lift your butt a bit.
不错不错不错 Quite good.
小姐的舞跳得好 Miss your dancing's really good
哪有 Not at all
哪有你好 Not as good as you
你好 You're really good
好到呢 Really
那我真的上去跳了 So may I go up and lure the Pig Demon now
好呀 我好想看 Good Really Good
这个人好面熟 This guy looks really familiar.
从前 现在 过去了再不回 My love is gone she'll never return.
红红落叶长埋尘土内 I silently mourn my lost love.
开始终结总是没变改 Though flowers wither they'll bloom again.
天边的你飘荡白云内 My long lost love is beyond the clouds.
苦海 泛起爱恨 Unrequited love fills my heart with sorrow.
在世间 难逃避命运 In our lives we can't change our destiny.
相亲 竟不可接近 Once we're parted we can love no more.
或我应该相信是缘分 Could this be the fate heaven planned for me
猪刚鬣 KL Hog
好久不见 Long time no see.
走 Let's go
孙先生 多谢你 Thank you so much Mr. Sun
你今天真是为民除害了 You've done great service to the people
应该的 Not at all.
七七四十九日之后 After 49 days
这只猪妖就化成灰烬 the Pig Demon will be reduced to ashes.
我知道你有自己的除魔理念 I know you have your own demon taming beliefs
所以 这两只妖怪就交给你处置 so I'm handing these two over to you now.
多谢你的帮忙 Thank you for your help
你累了 回去休息吧 Are you tired You should go home and get some rest.
我不是跟你说过女孩子闭上眼 Didn't I tell you When a girl closes her eyes
就是想你亲她 she wants you to kiss her.
小姐 其实 我也可以帮忙的 Miss Duan I think I can help you
孙先生 Mr. Sun
对不起 我知道我以前对你不是太好 Sorry I know I'd treated you badly before.
我已经改了 But I've changed.
我决定变成一个温柔贤淑的贤妻良母 I've decided to become a gentle faithful wife and mother.
这样你会不会接受我 Would you accept me now
你干什么 What are you doing
我决定和你共结连理 I've decided to marry you
这指环代表我对你的爱 This represents my love for you.
你看什么看 我还能躲到哪 Why are you looking at me Where else can I freakin' go
不要理他 你愿意吗 Ignore him. Are you willing
无定飞环入肉生根 This Infinite Flying Ring grows roots in your flesh.
永远都摘不掉的 You will never be able to take it off.
你干什么 What are you doing
我不爱你 I don't love you.
我不要和你共结连理 I don't want to marry you.
我摘不掉这戒指 我就不要这根手指 If I can't remove the ring I'll remove my finger
我知道了 I get it now.
我以后都不会烦你 I won't bother you any more.
这本儿歌三百首我拼了三天 I spent three days putting your book back together.
我不太识字 所以拼得乱七八糟 But I can't read very well so I made a mess of it.
不要了 I don't want it.
走了 She's gone
真可惜 Too bad.
段小姐的身材真是正 Miss Duan has such a great body.
你怎么知道 How do you know
因为我有眼睛看 I saw it with my eyes.
我倒不觉得 Why didn't I see it
因为你眼睛瞎了 Must be because you're blind.
孙先生 再次感谢你帮我 Mr. Sun thanks again for helping me.
我告辞了 Goodbye.
不用不用 这么快就走了 No need to rush off leaving so soon
你没事吧 Are you okay
没事 我有什么事 Yes I'm fine. What could possibly be wrong
告辞告辞 Goodbye goodbye
陈先生 Mr. Chen
今晚的月亮圆不圆 is the moon full tonight
圆 Very full.
圆就好了 That's wonderful
这个洞口被那棵莲花档着 The cave opening's blocked by that lotus.
我不知道有多久没见过月光了 I can't even remember when I last saw the moon.
终于上当了 Finally I tricked you
是你 Oh it's you
你真的以为一条香蕉就搞得定我 You really thought you could buy me off with a banana
莲花才是封印 这个才是我的真身 Actually the lotus was the real seal and this is the real me
你帮我解封了 You've released me from the seal
我终于走出佛祖的掌控了 I've finally escaped Buddha's control
你只是走出了山洞 All you did was get out of the cave.
佛还在 Buddha's still here.
还在 Still here
杀 Go to hell
把手放下 Put down your hands
阿弥陀佛 Buddha be praised.
放下 放下 Put them down
那我就送你见佛吧 So now allow me to deliver you to Buddha
谁 Who's there
传说中的妖王孙悟空 The legendary King of Demons the Monkey King
怎么这么小 Why are you so short
你别看他这么小 He may be short
但妖气从来没见过这么大的 but he's more demonic than ever
一百年难得一遇 This is a once in a lifetime chance
真是不亏我没吃饭就赶过来 This is worth skipping dinner
你看他穿得跟唱大戏一样 Is this a Peking opera costume
很可爱 It's so cute
但他像要咬你似的 不开心 So you're always frowning are you unhappy
不开心 我先跟你玩玩 If you're unhappy I'll play with you
不是说过吗 他是我的 Didn't we agree that he's mine
老规矩 谁赢谁先打 Same rule. Whoever wins goes first
好 Okay
包 剪 钟 Stone paper scissors
生气了 Are you upset
低调点 不要扔了 Stop throwing the petals
过来 Hey come on
我赶时间 我上先了 I'm in a hurry Let me go first
在我面前 装什么野兽 Pretending to be an animal in front of me
始终是只疯猴 It's just a crazy monkey
就应该被人踩在脚底下 It deserves to be stepped on
今天就要你死在我的天残脚之下 Today you will die by my Almighty Foot
天残脚踩到钉子了 Oh look Almighty Foot has stepped on a nail
我的脚穿了 My foot has been pierced
我的脚穿了 是 穿了 My food has been pierced Yes I know
知道 看到了 好 I know I can see that Good
安静 Quite Please
我的脚穿了 Oh my foot My foot
谁来帮帮忙 Can I please get some help
帮什么忙 With what
帮我把脚拿开 Moving that foot
早说嘛 为什么不早点说 You should have said it sooner.
早点说不就行了 Why didn't you say it sooner
可以说的 说吧 You should have said it sooner. Say it
你又不说 Why didn't you say it sooner
我已不断的叫你说的 Why didn't you say so Should have said so.
帮我把脚拿开 Help me move the foot
为什么你不说呢 Why didn't you say it sooner
把脚拿开 Move him
不错 跟你玩得很开心 Wow That wasn't bad. I really had fun today
对的 玩玩嘛 很开心 Yeah me too Of course it was all just for fun
我先告辞了 Time for me to go
到你了 Your turn
谁动他我杀谁 I'll kill whoever touches him
不要啊 走啊 No Run
你竟敢把他搞成这个样子 How dare you do this to him
你当我吃素的 What do you take me for
快点走 你不是他对手 我求求你 Run You're no match for him I beg you
不走 I'm not going
他妈的儿子 What the
居然把他搞成这个样子 What did you do to him
我也不是善男信女 Don't think I'm so nice
你又被我捉到 I've caught you again
还不承认你爱我 and you still won't admit you love me
我爱你 I love you.
第一次见到你 I've loved you
就爱上你了 from the moment I saw you.
有多爱 How much
好爱 Very much.
我没有一天 There's never been a day that
不想你 I don't think about you.
爱我多久 How long will you love me
一千年 1,000 years
一万年 10,000 years
太久了 that's too long.
爱我 Just love me
现在 now.
我不是跟你说过女孩子闭上眼 Didn't I tell you When a girl closes her eyes
就是想你亲她 she wants you to kiss her.
你看我将你心爱的女人 I just destroyed the woman you love.
打到一根毛都不剩 There's nothing left of her.
你的佛能帮你什么 How can your Buddha help you now
现在你痛不欲生 You're hurting so much that you want to die
你的佛又能帮你什么 What can your Buddha do for you now
The Buddha Sutra
如来 Buddha
你关了我五百年 You had me imprisoned for 500 years
我今天不是照样走出来了 But now I'm free
我现在要你的命 And now I will destroy you
玄奘 现在你对大爱小爱 Now how do you feel about Greater and Lesser Love
男女之爱又怎么看 About love between a man and a woman
男女之爱 Love between a man and a woman
也包含在所谓的大爱之内 is all part of the Greater Love.
众生之爱皆是爱 没有大小之分 Love is neither greater nor lesser.
有过痛苦 才知道众生真正的痛苦 Having experienced pain I can truly understand life's suffering.
有过执着 才能够放下执着 Knowing stubbornness one can let it go.
有过牵挂 了无牵挂 Knowing what one wants one can release it.
看来 你已经领悟到那一点点了 Now you understand that little 'something'.
你知道你的使命吗 Do you now know your mission
众生皆苦 There is suffering in this world.
解救人世间的苦难 It's not I who can rescue the world from hardship
普渡众生的不是我 and deliver mankind from misery
而是天竺的二十二部经书 That power lies only in the 22 scripture books in India
这次西行取经 Go on your journey to the West for the scriptures.
路上会有无穷的艰难险阻 和妖魔鬼怪 It will be full of challenges and demons.
他们三位各有所长 These three each have skills
可以全天候海陆空贴身保护你 and can protect you at all times.
现在授予你袈裟和法器 I hereby grant you your holy robe and ritual items.
从今天起 你就是大乘佛法的弟子 From today you are a disciple of Buddha.
法号三藏 Your holy name is Tripitaka.
上路了 Go forth